And the Righteous Man spoke unto the Prophet Kevin “I present you with keys to our dwelling. Do not betray this trust with merriment and wine.”
And the Prophet replied “Fear not, for I have no one to make merry with” And the Righteous Man gazed sorrowfully at him and spake no more.
Chuck 8:23
(via i-am-not-his-date)
“Is there anything you would not do for your family?”
Star Trek movie gave me John Harrison feelings. (ahahaha who am I kidding it gave me everybody feelings. ;_;)
(via forsciencejohn)
so I was forced to go to church and all these babies were screaming and I said “we wouldn’t be having this problem if the church supported abortion” and the guy next to me almost had a heart attack
(via prospitjake)
fun fact i learned yesterday: a group of pugs is called a “grumble”
(via pasdetardis)
my mom always texts me rude things so ive just started replying with an emoji of an eggplant and it gets her so pissed it’s great
(via bakerstreetboogie)
Do you ever think about the fact that the US has created and legitimized a system of institutionalized inequality by funding schools through property taxes? That basically a child’s education is only as good as the value of the property in their neighborhood. Funny how education is so often viewed as an equalizing factor when there is nothing equal about it.
oops.
Damn
(via tamamuratamao)
then and now
well
i see someone sold their soul to satan
To the people who constantly tell me they’ll never be able to draw well, this is a reminder how practice can get you somewhere!
(via bakerstreetboogie)
no
no no
no no
no no no
no no
no no
nothe circle of life
(via kick-the-ackles)
Is This A Kink I Have Or Was This Fic just Really Well Written; an existential crisis in three acts
(via davesjohns)
“rose”
who rose
rose titanic??????
rose doctor who??????
rose homestuck??????
rose american dragon??????
no
rose flower
everyone forget rose flower
rose flower cry
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